Mitch is everyone’s type. Women are robots. -Michael Richards on The Michael Richards Show *Disclaimer: I don’t actually believe this to be true.
There’s Plenty of fish…and they’re all bottom feeders. -Bob Smiley
Once you’re married, you’re set in life. -My little sister. I‘m not entirely sure how true this bit of wisdom is, but I’m glad their marriage is going well.
“When a man is getting better, he understands more and more clearly the evil that’s left in him. When a man is getting worse, he understands his own badness less and less.” C.S. Lewis
“No I don’t think its those that abuse it get limited to 1GB, all members are limited to 1GB at first and then after (I think) 512mb you are allowed to request unlimited space using a support ticket, they will then make sure the usage of your current space doesn’t…
“Wherever you are, be all there.” Jim Elliot
Your life doesn’t change by the man that’s elected. -The Avett Brothers Especially when you don’t live there.
In each of my friends there is something that only some other friend can fully bring out. By myself I am not large enough to call the whole man into activity; I want other lights than my own to show all his facets… Hence true Friendship is the least jealous…
I’m so much happier now that I’m married. Every day there’s no stress! -Someone I know who just got married.
“You should date a British woman. Their standards are lower so you’d have a better chance.” —@bethany11111