“Something’s not coagulating between us” -Gene from The Apartment Drama Series I think he meant that I didn’t get what he was talking about at the time. Not that stuff had to be thickened.
Get rid of Pinterest inspired expectations. -Dani Fitzgerald Brown Seems reasonable enough to me. The same could be said for other social networks. No sense being tied down when it’s all fake anyway.
Never settle for who you are. -Michael Gary Scott
It’s too dangerous to use the boy’s bathroom by yourself. – A mom to her boys Part of me was sad that it’s come to this in society. The other part of me knows guy’s public washrooms can be gross. So, she’s not wrong.
Eat it like a big woman would. -Some crazy lady teaching her daughter or grand daughter how to eat fries
If someone is capable of doing better, then they should do better -Yvonne Mason
Mitch is everyone’s type. Women are robots. -Michael Richards on The Michael Richards Show *Disclaimer: I don’t actually believe this to be true.
There’s Plenty of fish…and they’re all bottom feeders. -Bob Smiley
Once you’re married, you’re set in life. -My little sister. I’m not entirely sure how true this bit of wisdom is, but I’m glad their marriage is going well.
“When a man is getting better, he understands more and more clearly the evil that’s left in him. When a man is getting worse, he understands his own badness less and less.” C.S. Lewis