Epic Quote: Bread
“If you cut the bread lengthwise, you won’t have to worry about ending up with those stupid bread nuggets!”-One of the waiters at Frank and Gigo’s Italian Restaurant
“If you cut the bread lengthwise, you won’t have to worry about ending up with those stupid bread nuggets!”-One of the waiters at Frank and Gigo’s Italian Restaurant
“God wants to give us soft hearts and hard feet”-Nicky Gumbel
“His face is as white as a Tylenol pill”-The Jack Willows (From the song “Forest For The Trees”)
“What are they tuning, a harp? I thought we were a big, rich rock band! We should have a whole bunch of extra guitars!”-Kurt Cobain (During Nirvana’s MTV Unplugged show)
“It’s OK to eat fish ’cause they don’t have any feelings”-Kurt Cobain
“People think that to be just is a virtue, deserving honour and rewards; that in doing righteousness one confers a favour on society. No one expects to receive a reward for the habit of breathing. Justice is as much a necessity as breathing is, and a constant occupation.” – Heschel
“Can you buy beef jerky in bulk?”-A Random Customer (The answer was “no.”)
“I have the stomach of a wild beast!!!”-Bethany Dawn
“In my dreams, I was drowning my sorrows…but my sorrows, they learned to swim.”-Bono
“My name is George…I’m unemployed and I live with my parents.”–George Costanza (Seinfeld)