Sleep would not come easy for Ted. Nothing ever did. He tossed and turned. His brain offered up a plethora of socially awkward situations for him to sift through in astonishing detail. How could he remember each faux pas so well? Each transgression was followed by something even worse. First…
Ted adjusted his mask like a criminal. What an interesting time to be alive. He thought. Not long ago, dressing like this would arouse suspicion of anyone around. Now the whole world wanted you to be as covered up as you could possibly get. Ted absentmindedly strolled down the street,…
Ted woke up in a hot sweat. It occured to him that he was twenty five years old. He had no idea how he got there. Well, this is not true. He did have some idea. Obviously his mom and his dad had decided to have a baby some time…