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The Apartment Drama: “Last Warning! I’m Tired Of Your Shit!”

GASP! He’s a Christian, he shouldn’t be swearing. What about his witness to other people? You’re right. I’d rather not swear, but if you’re quoting someone, you’ve got to get it right.  Here’s another one about the lady we call Mrs. Heckles, who is our downstairs neighbour who is very…

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Brian September 18, 2024 September 21, 2024The Apartment Drama 0

The Apartment Drama: Mrs Heckles

Gene and I have discovered that our downstairs neighbour doesn’t like us very much lately.  Every day, for no reason at all she will bang on her ceiling with a broom.  As far as we know, we are not making too much noise, but it’s hard to know for sure. …

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Brian January 9, 2024 January 9, 2024The Apartment Drama 0

The Apartment Drama: Can’t Take This Lying Down

I thought I was on to something.  Lying down while watching movies.  It’s so much more comfortable than just sitting there.  Unfortunately, after a certain amount of time, Gene says five minutes, I tend to fall asleep in spite of my best intentions.  Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones, Ice Road Truckers. …

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Brian November 23, 2023 November 24, 2023The Apartment Drama 0

The Apartment Drama: Small Brown Things In His Bed

It has been a while since I wrote for this series, but I don’t recall ever saying it was done. Two nights ago, Gene exclaimed that he was finding nasty small brown things in his bed.  He was concerned.  Obviously.   Each hour it seemed he would find a few…

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Brian August 9, 2023 November 24, 2023The Apartment Drama 0

The Apartment Drama: I Have The Plague

It’s official.  Wave 6 has claimed me.  I was fine until I wasn’t and the transition was really fast.  Gene tested negative so I had to get out as quickly as possible to not make things worse for him.  It was like what I imagine leaving Berlin before an air…

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Brian April 14, 2022 November 24, 2023The Apartment Drama 0

The Apartment Drama: I Ruined My Back… And My Neck… And My Shoulders…And Who Knows What Else

This is officially the longest title in the almost 12 year history of the blog.  Now that that is out of the way, here’s the story.  Some of you have heard me complain about this for weeks, and for that I am sorry.  I would hate to have to listen…

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Brian February 10, 2022 November 24, 2023The Apartment Drama 0

The Apartment Drama: Hand Washing Tutorials

I must admit that I have been sitting on this one for quite some time.  Is it funny enough? does it happen often enough that it’s worth mentioning?  It would seem that the answer to both of those questions is a resounding yes.  So there’s no sense in keeping you…

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Brian November 17, 2021 November 24, 2023The Apartment Drama Roomate 0

The Apartment Drama: If You Can’t Laugh At Yourself, Laugh At Someone Else.

It’s a Sunday night, exactly like this one except a little earlier in the night.  Gene and I are making supper.  Gene’s current favourite CD is playing in the background for the eight millionth time in a row.  He’s having a blast singing along.   Then he gets the lyrics…

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Brian November 7, 2021 November 24, 2023The Apartment Drama Roomate 0

The Apartment Drama: A Tale Of Two Sinks

I return home from work one afternoon to find Gene just starting his day.  The bathroom is occupied.  After fastidiously cleaning off the door knobs that I’ve touched.  I proceed to wash my hands in the kitchen sink, which is empty.  Out of nowhere Gene appears.  “Are you washing your…

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Brian July 10, 2021 July 10, 2021The Apartment Drama 0

The Apartment Drama: Kit Kat Chunky Popcorn

This one is shorter than normal, but still worth mentioning.   Gene and I are out getting groceries.  Gene decides to buy a Kit Kat Chunky chocolate bar.  When he bites into it he realizes that this is no ordinary Kit Kat.  Something weird is happening on the inside.  Where is…

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Brian March 19, 2021 November 24, 2023The Apartment Drama 2
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