An Open Letter To Our Time

Dear Our Time,

I have never used an online dating site.  Naturally I was confused when you started sending me e-mails tooting a service I never signed up for.

Please stop.  I’m not fifty.  I’ll date the “old fashioned” less sketchy way.
You should know that I appreciate your cooperation in this matter.

Thank you very much.

There’s no sense prolonging this letter.

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