Movie Review: Gladiator

I’m going to use bullet points just to change things up.

  • Russell Crowe is a respected dude in the Roman Army
  • Joaquin Phoenix takes a disliking to him and gets him kicked out of the army after Richard Harris says Phoenix is not going to be emperor anymore
  • Phoenix finds a way to get Russell Crowe out of the army so he has to change careers.
  • Phoenix kills Richard Harris.
  • All Russell Crowe wanted to do was go home.
  • Once he got home his kid and wife were unnecessarily crucified.
  • Phoenix did not need to fatally wound Russell Crowe before the final battle.
  • It was not necessary for Russell Crowe to die.  However, he had nothing to go home to.
  • Over all, good use of time.

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