Movie Review: Robert The Bruce

The 25 years later sequel to Braveheart

  • For a movie that was supposed to take place one year after the other one finished, you can definitely tell that the main character aged a lot.
  • He tells his army guys to desert him on purpose.
  • Some of them try to kill him.
  • He hides in a cave for a while and watches a spider spin a web.
  • Then he decides he has to fight to help Scotland be Scotland.  William Wallace never actually liberated them.  Even though he died so crazily.
  • He kills his main nemesis at the very beginning, and then hides in the woods with a family that help him heal from his wounds.
  • He teaches the kids how to use bow and arrows.
  • The bad guys go around the countryside screaming “ROBERT!”  Until someone gets tired of the screaming and tells them where he is.
  • The evil sheriff has the hots for the mom.  Tries to (fortunately unsuccessfully) rape her in the snow.  As if she would go for that.  What was he thinking?
  • Robert then chooses that moment to explain that they are under his protection because they were actual family to him when he needed one.
  • The bad guys fight the family and Robert.  The family and Robert manage to win, but one of the girls is killed unnecessarily.   They have to bury her.
  • Robert and the folks hook up with other clans, who fight one last time for Scottish independence.
  • Who sends an 11 year old boy into battle (that we don’t even see in the movie) who has just barely learned to use a bow.  Of course he was going to die and the Mom was going to be even more sad.
  • I expected more out of this one.  It probably wasn’t even historically accurate if Braveheart is anything to go by.

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