Movie Review: Wonka

  • Where’s Charlie?
  • I think I was expecting something different.
  • Everything has to have an origin story.
  • Another movie with Timothy Blah Blah Blah
  • Theater Going Women:  “We MUST see all of him in everything!”
  • Me:  He was better in “A Complete Unknown”
  • This movie should have been called Noodles.  She was the most important character.
  • They gave Rowan Atkinson actual lines.
  • Weird with the amount of realism they are trying to put in the story that he can just build and rebuild a chocolate factory without permits.
  • Chocolate cartel was jealous.
  • Hugh Grant was the best part.
  • Two hours of my life I can’t get back.
  • At least they did the two classic songs.
  • Why does everyone’s parents have to die in every movie these days?
  • The Internet:  “Act-chew-all-yyyyyyy it’s super common and you just have privilege.
  • It’s 2025 and umpa loompa’s should not be oppressed!  Get with the times!
  • Two hours of my life I can’t get back.
  • I wonder what Gene Wilder would think of this one.
  • How is this considered a Christmas Movie?

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