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Movie Review: Wonka

- Where’s Charlie?
- I think I was expecting something different.
- Everything has to have an origin story.
- Another movie with Timothy Blah Blah Blah
- Theater Going Women: “We MUST see all of him in everything!”
- Me: He was better in “A Complete Unknown”
- This movie should have been called Noodles. She was the most important character.
- They gave Rowan Atkinson actual lines.
- Weird with the amount of realism they are trying to put in the story that he can just build and rebuild a chocolate factory without permits.
- Chocolate cartel was jealous.
- Hugh Grant was the best part.
- Two hours of my life I can’t get back.
- At least they did the two classic songs.
- Why does everyone’s parents have to die in every movie these days?
- The Internet: “Act-chew-all-yyyyyyy it’s super common and you just have privilege.
- It’s 2025 and umpa loompa’s should not be oppressed! Get with the times!
- Two hours of my life I can’t get back.
- I wonder what Gene Wilder would think of this one.
- How is this considered a Christmas Movie?