Kirkland paced back and forth through his luxurious penthouse flat. He had tried waiting patiently for Allister to show up, but after scarfing down his supper, Kirkland quickly realized that the possibility of patience was not going to occur any time soon. Suddenly there was a knock at the door.…
Kirkland O’Flannery awoke to silk sheets and the sumptuous comfort of his own bed. He knew today was going to be another excellent, productive day at BPE, the company of which he was CEO. BPE used to be known most famously as British Petroleum until Mr. O’Flannery came along. Kirkland…
Don’t worry this is actually a pretty funny story now. My family and I had just gotten back from a day trip to see relatives. When we got home, mom and dad immediately notice that our driveway (and everything else for that matter) is covered in ice. Dad, being the…
Woke up this morning at 4:00 to clicking noises near my head,as if someone was loading a small pistol, hence why I woke up so fast…fortunately it didn’t end like I thought it would, but I’m still not sure what the clicking noise was… I obviously watch too many movies…
It was 9:00 Wednesday morning, I walk into one of the campuses of the institution I attend online to take a proctored midterm exam for a course I’m taking. I log in to access the test and print it off. The proctor then realizes that it won’t let me log…
They tell it better than I ever could. Source: http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/06/maryland.toilet.prank/index.html?iref=NS1 (CNN) — Police in Maryland are on the hunt for the perpetrator of what appears to be an April Fools’ prank that left a man glued to a toilet at a Wal-Mart store. If caught, the jokester who doused the…