Human Special
Graffiti is a form of expression. Not always the best form.
She
If it doesn’t work the first time, pry, pry again.
Natural Resources
They are there to use.
Turkey Wisdom
Date someone with the opposite turkey meat preferences as you. Then you both get what you want as there is no competition. This probably shouldn’t be high on the list of concerns though.
Wrapping Paper Is Not A Problem
Not when you re use it every year. Not sure what everyone is getting so up in arms about. You can’t believe everything you read on the internet. Especially if it’s from Huffington Post.
Christmas
it’s been too long since I wished you Merry Christmas on the blog. Finally found that Garfield Special.
Alberta Leaving: There Are Worse Problems
Like this for example. Friends aren’t friends forever these days. I’m not saying either of these options are actually good ideas. It’s just that one gets more press than the other. Losing one province, which would probably come back to us anyway after trying to go it alone for…
Exhibit A
A grown man who thinks that because he puts the pound sign in front of a phrase, and ignores standard grammar rules, he is changing the world. Remember, Twitter is fluff.
Fake Dog Sadness
Stop trying to make everyone feel bad!
-24: Finally Arrived
Just got my new glasses. Thanks, Hakim. Great service every time.