The Groundhog Needs To Be Fired

Seriously, he gets it wrong every single year, including this one.  He gets his own day and everything.  This year he saw his shadow, and there’s still going to be 8-12 weeks of winter.  Groundhog, it’s April and there’s still snow.  Guess what, we’re getting more later this week.  How did none of this information get to your supposedly immense foresight  Your time is done.

I know Goundhog day should never be taken seriously…but he’s been wrong so many times, it’s time we as a society abandoned his silly antics and let him look for another job.

6 more weeks of winter he said….We’ll be lucky if we see spring by June.

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