Kory looked around. It seemed to him like it was shaping up to be a normal night in this village. Suddenly, Kory noticed a very large man wearing nothing but a very large adult diaper of sorts. He was making his way through town. Since he seemed to be very much not like the others, Kory decided to follow him, to see what he was up to.
“Oedipus, I’m tailing this big guy.” Kory said into his radio.
“Good.” Oedipus said. “Perhaps you’ll be on to something.”
“Here’s hoping,” Kory said. “Wouldn’t want that dive off the cliff to be for nothing.”
Using the cover of darkness to his advantage, Kory tailed the man. He entered a wooden hut. Kory nimbly climbed up onto the roof to observe through a small hole. Three other men laid the big guy down and unzipped his stomach. Kory couldn’t believe that was happening so easily, let alone what happened next. They poured what looked like quite a lot of fine white sand into his stomach. Then they placed some boulders in there, and zipped him back up like it was no big deal.
“This seems a lot like the last mission.” Kory said.
“You were good at the last mission.” Oedipus said. “Keep following him.”
Kory followed the man to a Sumo Wrestling place. The big guy won every match he entered. No doubt helped by his extra weight. Then he continued on to another wooden hut. Kory climbed onto the roof to watch again. Another group of men unzipped the man and removed the contents he was transporting.
Just as Kory was trying to figure out what to do next, after witnessing what was obviously an illegial transfer of goods, the roof conveniently collapsed.
“Gentlemen, you’ve been caught!” Kory exclaimed. “So have your buds.”
“You are one man. How do you think you can defeat us?” The man who was trying hard to be the leader of the group asked.
“Simple, I’ve got a team.” Kory said.
Immediately the place was swarmed with backup. Everyone from both huts was taken into custody. Kory was transported back to base in the blink of an eye.
***
“You’re my favourite dude on the ground, Kory.” Oedipus said. “Congratulations on another success!”
“Thanks,” Kory replied. “Do you think I could get some more variety on the next mission?”
“Wait and find out.” Oedipus said. Then he winked. The two parted company. All in a night’s work at WRAITH.
END