Canada Needs To Be Canada

I can see why Trump would want us.

  • Friendly people.
  • Connect Alaska to the rest of the States.
  • More voters.
  • Better scenery
  • Quiet places you can be away from people.
  • Free health care.
  • More brains.
  • Actual common sense solutions to problems.
  • Fresh water.
  • Real milk
  • Four seasons
  • Forests
  • Lumber
  • Metals
  • More interesting music.
  • Chill atmosphere

And so much more.

Why It’ll never work…

  • We don’t want it to.
  • All political parties are actually united on this one thing for the first time in thier lives.
  • Tehre’s too much surface area to cover with a military thing.
  • You can’t just ask nicely about this kind of thing.
  • There would have to be a referendum of some sort which nobody would vote for.
  • Canada is a Constitutional Monarchy,  The Unites States is a Republic.
  • These are two very different forms of government.
  • There are a lot more hoops to jump through than he realizes.
  • King Charles III would have to sign off on it too.  He’s not saying anything so that he doesn’t give this silly idea any dignity whatsoever.
  • Canadians are different from coast to coast to  coast.
  • Trump would never learn French to deal with Quebec issues.
  • How is he going to learn all the inuit languages to help them?
  • Canada has a way of letting all these different people coexist happily under one roof.
  • The US is not so much for that.
  • You can’t just walk into a country and plant your flag and have that be that.
  • Canada has fought side by side with the US in every war that I know of.
  • The other NATO countries wouldn’t be happy about an invasion.
  • This is a completely unnecessary conflict.
  • We are better when we are two sovereign nations working together.

I can see why Trump thinks this is a great idea.  The only way it would happen is if we all got up and left.  When you live in the best place in the world, that’s not going to happen.  It’s not as easy as he thinks.

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