Oh no, he’s writing another animal story! It’s not enough with Trash Teeth, Urban Chicken short stories, and his Insecure Hippo comics. Surely other people have written stories about deer. Why would he bother?
Why does he keep boiling his animal characters down to one trait each?
Why? you ask. It seemed like a fun idea when I thought about it last night, so I’m going for it. Besides, people may not like my ongoing non fiction work, so I figured I have to give them something fun.
He doesent even know how to write compelling forwards to books! What a loser!
You don’t have to read it. I can’t stop people from complaining. You might still want to read. You don’t know til you try.