Learned Something New
I really didn’t know.
Movie Review: Gone In Sixty Seconds
We don’t care about your character’s personal problems, Nick Cage. Just jump the car over the bridge already.
Movie Review: Legend
Took me the whole movie to realize that they wanted to kill the unicorns because they were pure, and that didn’t fly well with the big red guy, who was so obviously a caricature of Satan. Tom Cruise saves the day and gets the girl. What else is new. It…
Movie Review: Ghost
He should have just punched the guy in the face immediately, then all their problems would be solved. This gives people false hope.
Movie Review: Robert The Bruce
The 25 years later sequel to Braveheart For a movie that was supposed to take place one year after the other one finished, you can definitely tell that the main character aged a lot. He tells his army guys to desert him on purpose. Some of them try to kill…
Movie Review: Braveheart
A lot of Christian men (none who have personally influenced me) really like this film. I thought they wouldn’t swear in the 1300s. They totally swear in the 1300s I had to pause and research things. Not quite as much as other movies though. Robert The Bruce is an idiot…
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Joey Logano Wins Phoenix AND Championship
That makes 3 championships for him now. Picks For The Win returns in February. Lots to come on the blog in general.
Meme Roast: Dinosaurs
I just need a blanket for my belly.