Bonus
It’s never as bad as you think it is.
-22: Laser Surgery
Q: Would you ever consider getting laser surgery? A: Of course I’ve thought of it. However, laser surgery does not fix everyone’s myopic problems. Therefore my actual answer would have to be no. For many people who ask me this question, my answer surprises them. There are many variables to…
Hope For Hippos
There’s always hope. No matter how bleak it looks.
Epic Quote: Robot
Mitch is everyone’s type. Women are robots. -Michael Richards on The Michael Richards Show *Disclaimer: I don’t actually believe this to be true.
Hippopotamus For Christmas
Now you have that song stuck in your head.
-22: Legally Blind
Q: What does it mean to be legally blind? A: The most understandable definition of the term legally blind is a person who’s vision acuity is 20/200 or worse with glasses.* This does not mean that the person in question cannot see anything at all. There’s a whole spectrum of…
Office Party
Don’t poke the… hippopotamus…
Halifax Explosion Centenial
It’s been one hundred years since this… Alright, so that was a dramatic reinactment from an old Heritage Moment, but you get the idea.
Santa?
Sorry, kids.
-22: Cooking
Q: Can you cook? A: As much as it would make sense to start with a different question, this is invariably one of the first questions I ever get asked after people find out I’m legally blind. This first and then, something like what on earth does it mean to…