What I Think of Them Knights move and capture in an L shape 2 in one direction 1 in another. They are the strategy messer uppers of the group. They can also jump over other pieces due to being equestrian geniuses. What Other People Think of Them ***
What I Think of Them Bishops are like the Pharisees in the Bible. They appear useful on the outside, but inside they need a lot of work. You get one for dark squares and one for light squares. They only move diagonally on those specific squares. They capture diagonally as…
What I Think About Him He’s like one of those dead beat dads that you hear about on TV. Head of the household, but he can only move one square in any direction. Unless he is castling. Even dead beat dads can come through when they want to though as…
What I Think of Them Pawns are that something in the way sort of thing, much like Kurt Cobain falsley believed about himself. Only difference is they don’t try to kill themselves on purpose. (He totally should have seen a doctor for his stomach things, it could have turned out…
It’s unfortunate that very few people will actually get this joke. I spent way too much time on it. So, here it is.
You always return to your dark master. Lack of ambition.
Kory was glad that the day didn’t seem to take too long to work its way through to evening. He returned to his unremarkable, yet clean, apartment. Sure, he could have dialed the ridiculously long phone number at any time on his cellphone. This isn’t the 1990s where he had…
Domination.
#12 Ryan Blaney. #9 Chase Elliott. #48 Alex Bowman. These guys need a win soon because other people will think they are irrelevant. Guys To Watch 1. #6 Brad Keselowski. He goes where they don’t. 2. #22 Joey Logano. He needs another good finish so I won’t think he’s irrelevant.…