Movie Review: The Santa Clause
Always fun watching Tim Allen get fat.
Movie Review: Rudolph 1964
The scariest Christmas movie ever. Here’s why. The eyes are so much bigger than they need to be. The AIDS commercials The 911 commercials The Bill Cosby Jello commercials To be fair we didn’t know he was up to that stuff in the 90s.
If I Wrote A Commentary: Intro
Does he have enough attention span to even attempt this? It’s not even his best cover. Why is he attempting this? Other People have already done this. He can read theirs. All of these questions and statements are valid, but if I don’t try anything ever, then nothing ever happens.…
DD Chapter 6: Some Female Deer
Night after night the trio raged havoc on the city. They had indeed tried to make friends with the other animals, but it became apparrent that they would all be heading back to their homes, which were nowhere near where the deer were living. They also didn’t care for so…
Movie Review: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
A family of kids who were up to no good finally realizes their full potential when they all get involved in a Christmas play they’ve never heard of before. It brings freedom from their neglectful home lives and they are given a community. I didn’t cry, but other people would. …
Happy Special
He doesn’t need a Christmas Kiss.
Series Review: Ice Road Truckers
It’s the story of Lisa’s development into the most confident trucker ever. Hugh and Alex don’t really have a rivalry. I wanted to like everyone. Porkchop was overbearing. Tony was cooler than people thought Phil was also cool. Darrell was a whiner.
Series Review: Deadliest Catch
Angry guys catching crab, all day, all night, for 20 seasons.
Sitcom Review: Frasier
Niles and Daphne should have gotten together earlier. That’s a long time to do a will they won’t they. Martin was the man Frasier was the most insecure and annoying at times. I think that was the point. Everyone did a good job at what they were supposed to do.…
Sitcom Review: Friends
Ross and Rachel would never date in real life. In real life, Joey would have had a better chance with her. Ross was insecure but also really funny. Joey liked to eat food. So do I. That’s the one part we related on. Phoebe should have learned more guitar chords.…