Epic Quote: Kindness
“Pick up a bee from kindness, and learn the limitations of kindness” -Cory Chiasson
Category: Epic Quotes
Epic Quote: Life
“If you want something in life, go get it!”-Will Smith (in The Pursuit of Happiness)
Epic Quote: Don’t Be Stupid
“Never do anything permanently stupid (just) because you’re temporarily upset”-Edgar Vann
Epic Quote: Waffles
“A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap!”-Mitch Hedberg
Epic Quote: Words Of Advice
“ALWAYS remember to double check the keyguard on your phone before attempting to clip the cats claws, because you just might accidentally pocket dial 911, and hear someone talking to you from your pocket.” -Josh Fancy
Epic Quote: Life
“If you’re going to live life, you may as well be happy about it.”-Sandy Northrup
Epic Quote: Relationship Advice
“When you’re looking for someone to be with for the rest of your life, look for someone who can put up with all your idiosyncrasies…but that may be asking too much of that girl…”-Uncle Bud
Epic Quote: Bands
“Aw man! You know Jackson Waters is a sweet band!!!”-Some guy at “Miracles” who really really REALLY likes the band Jackson Waters
Epic Quote: Ginger Bread In Pig Shapes
“Ginger Pig…Ginger Pig…Soon it will be Ginger Pig time!”-Devan Rushton
Epic Quote: Fire Escapes
“If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit!”-Mitch Hedberg