Epic Quote: Palm Sunday
“When you see a King and he’s on a horse, it means it’s time for war…BUT…if you see a King on a donkey it means HELLO! I LIKE YOU!”-A. Small
Category: Epic Quotes
Epic Quote: Vocal Chords
“When God was giving out vocal chords, you were sooooo at the front of the line!”-Stephen Tyler
Epic Quote: Bears and Cars
“I’m driving a big yellow bear…it’s like Winnie the Pooh with road rage!”-Jeremy Clarkson after test driving a yellow Mercedes.
Epic Quote: Busses
“You’re just a bozo on a bus until you learn to express yourself!”-Stephen Tyler
Epic Quote: Knowledge
“My head hurts, I have too much knowledge!”-Sarah Berry
Epic Quote: Fridays
“But I just like acting out on Fridays…”-BDB
Epic Quote: Money
“Personal finance is 80% behavior and only 20% head knowledge. What’s your excuse for being an idiot with your money?”-David Pike
Epic Quote: Food
“You’ve got to be a complete idiot to not grow anything”-Jamie Oliver (That’s his opinion)
Epic Quote: Friendship
“Friends double the joy and cut the grief in half”-Mark Driscoll
Epic Quote: Electricity
“I think electricity is a mystery…It is! I don’t actually believe in it.”-James May