Proof That Garfield Has Myopia
Apparently Garfield and I are both near sighted. Though I’ve never had this situation happen to me on human terms. Perhaps it’s time for him to get glasses. Poor Garfield. *** Source: Jim Davis 1980
Tag: Eye Conditions
She Knocked Me Off My Feet
In the dying days of summer, here is a story that will take you back to the heat of it. One summer, I worked at a summer camp. It was a blast. I got paid to hang out with kids and play guitar all day. As with all good camp…
Pain Comes Quickly
You will notice that a lot of my University stories that were actually interesting involved me sitting around with a group of friends in one of our dorm rooms. This one starts out in pretty much the same way. Dilbert, who you will remember from “Full Moon” (yes we still…
Spaghetti Showdown
I should tell you right up front that I am not a violent person by nature and generally do not condone such behavior from others. …but sometimes things just happen unintentionally. That doesn’t make them any more OK though. Perhaps I should get into the story and you’ll get what…
Full Moon
Ah, University. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. This story reflects one of the not so great times of this Dickensian sentiment as you will see in a moment. I was hanging out with several of my friends in one of our dorm rooms. …
The Drive To Drive Me
Because sometimes well intentioned friends can be too helpful. This happens to me all the time, so speaking of a particular instance would be no different than any other. I will be walking along on a perfectly sunny day and enjoying it very much, usually coming home from Church, but…
The Drive To Drive Me
This is from my side project A Thicker Lens but I thought it would be useful to post and discuss here also. *** Because sometimes well intentioned friends can be too helpful. This happens to me all the time, so speaking of a particular instance would be no different than…
Prom And Circumstance
It was a warm (but not too warm) June day. I had just graduated from high school and the afternoon was reserved for getting ready for the prom. Of course I had a date and she was gorgeous. I can see enough to know that. I got my tux all…
Fifteen Steps Then A Sheer Drop
It was a sunny summer afternoon. I was spending it at my cousin’s place as my family and his were having one of our typical get-togethers. We had been playing video games in the living room until grown up logic convinced us crazy teenagers to go outside and enjoy the…
A Typical Eye Exam
It’s about time we covered this topic, don’t you think? Just so you know all of my eye exams go pretty much the same way so this story really could be any one of them, but this one was particularly memorable. So with out further to do. It was an…