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The Apartment Drama: There Will Be Blood

It was a Friday night.  I was out of the apartment.  Whatever I was doing at the time was not nearly as interesting as the story you are about to hear.  Remember, this series has always been about Gene. I’m sitting around somewhere and my phone goes off.  The following…

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Brian December 10, 2016 November 24, 2023The Apartment Drama Blood, Roomate Stories 0

The Apartment Drama: Kamikaze Rice

I was working on some things just before lunch when I hear this unearthly scream. “ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You’ve got to be kidding me!” growled the voice. It was as though the abyss of hell itself had opened up, right there in my kitchen, and a demon had crawled out.  I figured…

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Brian March 5, 2016 November 24, 2023The Apartment Drama Roomate Stories 0

The Apartment Drama: Wall Post

Gene is a fan of pithy sayings and “inspirational” quotes.  Here is one in a frame that he hung “strategically” just outside my door.  It’s a tad presumptuous.  How does he know if it’s a strong friendship or not?

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Brian January 4, 2016 November 24, 2023The Apartment Drama Roomate Stories 0

The Apartment Drama: Don’t Move The Lamp

There’s no shortage of material for this section this month. Yesterday evening, I was sitting on the couch reading the second volume of Philip Jose Farmer’s series The World of Tiers.  (The whole series is good, you should read it too.)  I had my Christmas lights on, and a lamp…

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Brian December 15, 2015 November 24, 2023Stories, The Apartment Drama Roomate Stories 0

The Apartment Drama: The Rogue Fingernail Clipping

It was a dull afternoon, I had just returned from an epic journey to the post office.  The walk is not bad, the lineup was crazy.  The old woman in front of me kept exclaiming to those of us in the line that she and her friends were going to…

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Brian December 14, 2015 November 24, 2023Stories, The Apartment Drama Roomate Stories, Sad 0

The Apartment Drama: Lost Keys

It’s a dull Sunday night in the community where I live.  (There’s a lot of dull days around here as far as weather goes, so I could probably get away with not mentioning that ever again) We find Gene in the middle of the living room.  Gene is distraught.  he…

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Brian July 27, 2015 December 14, 2015Stories, The Apartment Drama Funny, Roomate Stories 0

The Apartment Drama: Are You Selling The Organ?

It was a dull afternoon in the small community where I live.  I was washing dishes.  after filling the sink I decide to listen to my iPod as I clean the plates and cutlery left over from the previous meal I search for an outlet.  The closest one that I…

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Brian July 22, 2015 November 24, 2023Stories, The Apartment Drama Funny, Roomate Stories 0

The Apartment Drama: Just Airing It Out

***The part of the blog where I talk about the subtle nuances of apartment living. So without further to do… I was sitting at my computer working on a previous piece for this blog one evening.  A slight breeze was blowing through my window.  Suddenly, the smell of pleasant breeze…

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Brian June 26, 2015 November 24, 2023Stories, The Apartment Drama Funny, Roomate Stories 0
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